About

If you’re crazy driven, you realize the power of bold, fearless, compelling words to seduce, connect, compel and convert, then welcome to my inner circle.

The CRAZY Bootstrapping Business Owners Club. 

Here most of us have kids.  (I have four!)

Most of us lay awake at night, at least once a year wondering…”What the heck was I thinking…”

And we ALL have at least 1 business (if not 20) we’re fiercely growing from a tiny flame into a roaring fire.

But you didn’t come to the ‘about’ page to talk about us.

You came to learn about me…

And why I’m the top copywriter you should choose to showcase your value like there’s nothing else like what you offer on the planet. So you make money. A lot of money. And have free-time. Oh yeah. And travel. And have time to remove your kids from that unappropriate babysitting device you call the ‘TV’ and spend some quality time in the woods…

So if you still want to hear about my life, here’s the long-skinny of it.

I’m CRAZY…with a Capital C. 

I like words like seductive, sultry, enticing, raw, and anything else that makes people stop, look, and realize you hold the power to sway their minds to buy…

I pull all nighters to get work done. By choice.

Because at night, it’s quiet.

I charge far less than what I should for copy that performs as well as mine does. 

And I know it. (If you compare my results, testimonials and prices to everyone else’s, you’ll know why 9 out of 10 choose me).

But I do it for the love of small business…

And clients who know me say I’m cracked up nuts…(and mean it in the most loving way possible 😉

Here’s a typical client conversation:

“Hey Diane, so Jill & Joe over at ABC company told me you got them XYZ result…I want that. How do we get tha…wait, what’s that NOISE?”

Oh yeah, did I mention. I’m not only a top NLP Sales Copywriter AND The Hypnotic Amazon Copywriter (my split-personalities at work)…

I’m a wife to a serial entrepreneur…mom to FOUR kids under 8…and a dog, a cat, 18 ferral raccoons, and sometimes…the neighbors combined 45 kids and their chickens.

(My house is KID PARTY CENTRAL all summer…you should see it. We turned an old at-home foot spa into a bubble machine…and unleashed it during a rainstorm. It. Was. WILD…)

And since I help bootstrapping (aka budget-conscious) entrepreneurs and small business owners reach their goals with NLP Sales Copy & Grow Right Strategies I’m likely conducting our consulting call in the ONLY semi-silent place in my house…

My back deck. (AKA my ‘I refuse to waste money on an office’ bootstrappers sanctuary)

Surrounded by a lush green forest…

Drinking a craft beer (or often, a glass of less-than-$15-a-bottle-yet-oh-so-delicious-wine)…

And trying super-humanly hard to ignore the roar of four kids and a beach full of ocean loving (Ohmm Chanting) tourists in the background.

Yet, time and time again, I manage to add massive value to the conversation, put together a winning strategy (from my 15+ hours of ‘keeping up what works’ research every single week). Then stay up late at night to craft the NLP Sales Copy and design that resonates, connects, builds rapport and inspires the kind of action that leads to incredible sales and sign-ups…

(And really, I’m GREAT with that…with the Crazy Bootstrappin’, Do What Ever It Takes, Positive Mindset, The Skies the Limit, Attitude is Altitude, the Law of Attraction is My Friend LIFE…because Bootstrapping is not only in my HEART…it’s in my BLOOD…and I THRIVE on creating success stories. Even if I don’t make as much (because I charge more fairly than) the big name self-promoters!)

So if you’re crazy busy like me-a multi-tasking business bootstrapper wearing about a million hats.

And you believe, no matter how many people tell you you’re crazy, that you CAN make this business work, you CAN grow to be as big as you want, and you can do it ALL on a bootstrappers budget…

If you only had the right tools, the right marketing and the right plan to turn every dollar you invest into more dollars…

Then please, join my club. You’re welcome here.

With all your crazy ‘this is gonna fly no matter what’ business ideas, and savvy ‘it has to be affordable and make financial sense’ budget, and ‘I’ll stay up all night if that’s what it takes to get another client’ and ‘Attitude is Altitude’ Mentalities…

You’re in a good place. A good space.

So just take a deep breath and relax. Know I’m not going to judge you for your bootstrappers ambition. And contact me to get NLP Infused Copy and the Grow Right Strategy that leverages the resources you DO have to get from where you are now…to where you want to be…quickly, ethically and affordably!